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Elenore is Turning 29
Distance will not stop me from celebrating the day of your birth!!
[ 29 Years of Excellence ]
You Literally Can't Get Rid of Me
8-hour time difference? Irrelevant. Multiple thousands of miles? Actually couldn't care less. YOU ARE TURNING 29 AND THE PARTY STARTS NOW BABY!
The Sum of Her Parts
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Master of the Human Body
Does your [insert body part here] hurt? Elenore knows why! Please step in to her office: it's equipped with acupuncture needles, cupping equipment, and an AED she keeps in her car (just in case).
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A Day One (Ok, Two) Bestie
Founding member of the greatest trio I have ever been lucky enough to be a part of (once we got past that rocky start). You are my sister and I love you forever (for further reading on this subject, please visit the Blog page)
03
World's Best Aunt
She shows up for the big moments and the little ones, and keeps all of us informed on their progress as people.
04
No Pattern No Problem
A creative mastermind. Will crochet small stuffed animals for children she's never met to perpetuate a panic lie (HYPOTHETICALLY). Can create anything. Will create anything. Be afraid of her power.
05
AthLETE
That ball was clearly out, but we appreciate the effort. On the court, in the studio, or in the gym, she's never met a sport she couldn't conquer!
06
Chum dö ana kuh?
Roughly translated: COME HERE AND LET ME PET YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. Literally the only words I know in this delightful language. Why do I know them? It was was the most important phrase Elenore decided she needed to learn while on her quest to pet literally every animal in the Swiss Alps!
07
A Partner
*Hey Siri, play Enchanted by Taylor Swift* because Elenore is one half of the CUTEST COUPLE IN THE WORLD! She loves hard, she supports hard, and she tries as hard as she can to return Soph's serves when they're at full power!
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Master of the Human Body
Does your [insert body part here] hurt? Elenore knows why! Please step in to her office: it's equipped with acupuncture needles, cupping equipment, and an AED she keeps in her car (just in case).
01
Master of the Human Body
Does your [insert body part here] hurt? Elenore knows why! Please step in to her office: it's equipped with acupuncture needles, cupping equipment, and an AED she keeps in her car (just in case).
02
A Day One (Ok, Two) Bestie
Founding member of the greatest trio I have ever been lucky enough to be a part of (once we got past that rocky start). You are my sister and I love you forever (for further reading on this subject, please visit the Blog page)
03
World's Best Aunt
She shows up for the big moments and the little ones, and keeps all of us informed on their progress as people.
04
No Pattern No Problem
A creative mastermind. Will crochet small stuffed animals for children she's never met to perpetuate a panic lie (HYPOTHETICALLY). Can create anything. Will create anything. Be afraid of her power.
05
AthLETE
That ball was clearly out, but we appreciate the effort. On the court, in the studio, or in the gym, she's never met a sport she couldn't conquer!
06
Chum dö ana kuh?
Roughly translated: COME HERE AND LET ME PET YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. Literally the only words I know in this delightful language. Why do I know them? It was was the most important phrase Elenore decided she needed to learn while on her quest to pet literally every animal in the Swiss Alps!
07
A Partner
*Hey Siri, play Enchanted by Taylor Swift* because Elenore is one half of the CUTEST COUPLE IN THE WORLD! She loves hard, she supports hard, and she tries as hard as she can to return Soph's serves when they're at full power!
Birthday Wishes & Stories
Bonus Birthday Wish from Caleb
(Because he wanted to be included) Happy birthday Detective Waffle! May your day be filled with ball bearings and whimsy! -Caleb
Apr 9
2026 Birthday Wishes for Elenore Reid
Dear beautiful, strong, competent, intelligent, hilarious best friend of mine, HAPPY 29TH BITCH! Welcome to the year where we apparently do not exist as we go into hibernation before emerging as youthful 30 year olds (yes I added this sentence this week after you sent that video). I am so incredibly lucky to have such an amazing person in my life; and I know that everyone in your orbit feels the same. It's the farthest we've ever been from each other on your birthday, but som
Apr 9
Historic Birthday Wishes: Facebook Edition
"KAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR REALS, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG YOUR ARE MY BABY JAGUAR MR NERF BUDDY WHOS GONNA BE REALLY EXCITED WHEN SHE OPENS HER LOCKER TODAY CUZ ITS AWESOME. YOURE ALSO MY BROSKI WHO MAKES ME YUMMY CUPCAKES WITH PEEPS ON TOP SO THANKS. YOURE ALSO MY ZOO BUDDY WHO GETS DISCOUNTS WHICH IS GOOD CUZ I LOVE ELEPHANT EARS, DONT YOU? NOW IM RAMBLING SO I'LL JUST SEE YOU LATER KAYBYE <3 <3 :)"
Apr 5
Leave a Sparkle
“we celebrate the alpine majesty of elenore’s 29th birthday with a heart full of joy and a spirit that knows no bounds.” -AI GENERATED, LEFT IN BECAUSE IT MADE ME LAUGH
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